Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Van de Graff Generator

The other students pointed towards me with my long hair. "His hair will be awesome," they said.

"All right, all right," I laughed and parted through the crowd. I stepped up onto the rubber matts and put my hand on the cold, metallic sphere.

"You ready," the professor asked.

"Hit me!" I said.

The professor flipped the switch and a low hum buzzed from the machine. Slowly but surely my hair began to levitate into what I can only imagine was the weirdest afro anyone had ever seen.

And then one of the students asked, "Is it standing up down there, too?"

IT WAS!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That probably means you're due for a trim.

Sean Greenbek said...

And how!