Today

Today was good day. I mean, it was a fucking good day. And this is coming from someone who always has a good day--but today was amazing. Go Today! Let's hope tomorrow can live up to today.

The Truth About Strawberry Milk

Ok, ok. Originally I wanted to complain about the new anti-tobacco ad where some kid implies that tobacco companies claim that milk is more dangerous than smoking. He's referring to a comment made, if I'm not mistaken, in the 1990's. Oh well, it's not anymore stupid than the rest of their anti-smoking commercials.

Anyways, I was trying to find the commercial on youtube which led me to this, which is one of the greatest things I've ever found there.

Bluesette

Wrap your ears around this. Toots Thielemans and Stevie Wonder.

Three Views of a Secret

I had known Jaco Pastorius was an amazing writer, but I'd never heard of the legendary Toots Thielemans before. He's awesome. Take a listen:

Exploring the Internets

Today's search is "I hate toilets." In particular, we're looking here for this as a stand alone sentence. We don't want people who hate toilets when they're wet, or people who hate toilets with wooden seats. We're looking for people who hate toilets, end of story.

Perhaps something like:
What's with toilets? I hate toilets. I mean, I fucking hate toilets. God damn it!