Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Van de Graff Renovator

The other students pointed towards her with her long hair. "Her hair will be awesome," they said.

"All right, all right," she laughed and parted through the crowd. She stepped up onto the rubber matts and put her hand on the cold, metallic sphere.

"You ready," the professor asked.

"Hit me!" she said.

The professor flipped the switch and a low hum buzzed from the machine. Slowly but surely her hair began to levitate into what I can only describe as the weirdest afro anyone had ever seen.

Meanwhile, all I could do was stare at her cleavage so readily exposed by her low cut V-neck.

And then she looked at me with disgust and asked, "Is it standing up down there?"

IT WAS!!!

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