Casa de Secretos I

Zac and I have lived here at Casa de Secretos for a good 7 months, and what a house it has been. Dom agrees that what we've achieved with this house far exceeds prior ventures (although those certainly were worthwhile endeavors). Now that we're moving out, I felt the need to preserve some of the essence in a multi-part virtual tour of a house that will not likely be surpassed in greatness. So buckle up and get ready for the time of your life, because here we go!


This is Casa de Secretos. Notice the man behind the pillar. His name is Dominick and that symbol he's making with his hand is the shocker. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the shocker, Dom is using two fingers, index and middle, for manipulating a woman's vagina while using a single finger, the pinky, to manipulate her anus. Notice that the ring finger is folded down to avoid taint-puncture.


While there are two front doors, 135 is the true door that leads to the heart of Casa de Secretos. Let's go inside...




This is our living room, filled with our nice things. Zac and I try to keep it messy-looking so the hobo's don't know we have nice things, but in actuality all of our things are nice. Tune in next time to hear about them!