On the way out Don ran by the sink to get some hand soap. He threw it into his mouth, rinsed the remaining soap from his hand, and ran by me out the door, "Let's go man. We're going to be late."
I shut the door behind me and followed him to the car. "Did you just eat soap?"
"Yeah."
"Why?" I asked as he climbed into the car. When I got in I asked again, "Why?"
"Clean out my insides man," he said.
"I'm pretty sure it says for external use only."
He thought for a moment, "Yeah, that's for the bottle."
"Huh?"
"The bottle only works on the outside of the soap. If you put it inside the soap, it doesn't work." Don threw the car in reverse and squeeled the tires.
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