Three reasons why I love Nestle Raisinettes:
1) They're fucking delicious.
2) Girls fucking love them. You want her to take her pants off? Give her a Raisinette.
3) They're fucking raisins covered in chocolate. Come on!
Raisinettes are so fucking awesome. It's like God and (pre-criminal) Martha Stewart had a baby. The baby grew up, and someone got the idea to harvest its feces to make candy--sweet, God-baby candy.
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