More Shameless Self-Plugs

Ok, ok, this is the last one for a while. So if you haven't, you should go check out my main site, http://nebun.popeiswatching.com which is my real base of operations. More importantly, check out my latest story The Travels of Ord.

Midnight

At midnight I goes a walkin'.
I goes a walkin' to finds myself.
I smokes cigarettes.

Memes & Such

Hey, homies. I lead a pretty exciting life, but not so exciting that I always have something to write about. So I decided to start answering memes. Check it out over at my Meme Blog.

And while we're on the subject, my good friend Marshall is working on some cool shit. For instance, the heart-churning adventures of Marshall the Warrior and Vladimir the Destroyer. And finally, who can forget the masterpiece by Ian and Marshall, The Book of Grod?

My friend Zac and I also have a project with pictures in the works, so be on the lookout for that.

FUck!

Raisinettes

Three reasons why I love Nestle Raisinettes:

1) They're fucking delicious.
2) Girls fucking love them. You want her to take her pants off? Give her a Raisinette.
3) They're fucking raisins covered in chocolate. Come on!

Raisinettes are so fucking awesome. It's like God and (pre-criminal) Martha Stewart had a baby. The baby grew up, and someone got the idea to harvest its feces to make candy--sweet, God-baby candy.