Kick Da' Curb

So me and my pal, Ron, were out front playing kick da curb, today. So you know, we start going at it, first one to crack the concrete curb by the road wins. And then I hear this thud. So I turn around, and there's Ron laying on the ground holding his foot. We take him to the emergency room and find that he managed to shatter all those little bones in his foot. What an asshole.