Don't Look at Me

Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Oh god, please don't look at me. FUCK! He's Looking Right At Me!!


It's cool, he's  blind.

Bathrooms

I’ve been cleaning the bathroom for days. Every time I take piss, shit, or shower I’m formulating a plan to maximize my cleaning power. I pull the Chlorox foaming action spray out of the safeway bag. It is my secret weapon. Here we go.

I feel like I’m psyching myself out. But here we go anyway, huzzah.

Stereogram Gig Posters

They're the next thing, man.

New Toy

Fender Rhodes Mark V (fuck yes)

Under Water Camera Yay Part II

Love Letter to Patty (excerpt)

…And when I first met you, Patty, I remember feeling something unexplainable, something overwhelming… it gave me chills. After the Earthquake, I had no idea you were going to be the love of my life.

Dino Riders (Fuck Yes)