More Shameless Self-Plugs

Ok, ok, this is the last one for a while. So if you haven't, you should go check out my main site, http://nebun.popeiswatching.com which is my real base of operations. More importantly, check out my latest story The Travels of Ord.

Midnight

At midnight I goes a walkin'.
I goes a walkin' to finds myself.
I smokes cigarettes.

Memes & Such

Hey, homies. I lead a pretty exciting life, but not so exciting that I always have something to write about. So I decided to start answering memes. Check it out over at my Meme Blog.

And while we're on the subject, my good friend Marshall is working on some cool shit. For instance, the heart-churning adventures of Marshall the Warrior and Vladimir the Destroyer. And finally, who can forget the masterpiece by Ian and Marshall, The Book of Grod?

My friend Zac and I also have a project with pictures in the works, so be on the lookout for that.

FUck!

Raisinettes

Three reasons why I love Nestle Raisinettes:

1) They're fucking delicious.
2) Girls fucking love them. You want her to take her pants off? Give her a Raisinette.
3) They're fucking raisins covered in chocolate. Come on!

Raisinettes are so fucking awesome. It's like God and (pre-criminal) Martha Stewart had a baby. The baby grew up, and someone got the idea to harvest its feces to make candy--sweet, God-baby candy.

Science!

So I've been a physics major for four years now, and I think this quarter I'm finally going to pass intro physics! It's pretty damn exciting. I'm getting good grades, and best of all, things are starting to make sense.

The other day I heard a jet overhead and looked up, but it wasn't there. The sound was lagging behind the jet. So I thought about it, and here's why. The sound is coming from the engines, right? Well, the engines are shooting the sound out the back, behind the plane. That's why it sounds like the plane is behind where it appears.

Now since smaller planes have the blades on the front, the sound gets pushed out in front of them. So it sounds like they're further ahead of where they are.

I'm learning science. It's really cool to be able to explain the world around me.

Crap

So yesterday i just finished taking this huge dump, myself, and I was headed back to my lab when I passed someone walking real funny in the opposite direction. He was walking like he crapped his pants. And just as he was passing me something 'plopped' onto the ground beside me.

I stopped and turned. Starting there, a line of dots was being laid down from his pant leg. What was it? I stuck my finger in it to get a little to examine. Smelled like poop, and tasted like poop. I looked back and saw the guy going into the bathroom.

So I wiped my finger off on my jeans, grabbed a drink from the drinking fountain, then went back to my lab where I laughed my ass off and ate leftover pizza.

Mergerwerger

All right, folks, I just finished merging my blogger site with the ol' blurty diary. Enjoy, fuckars.