Bathrooms

I’ve been cleaning the bathroom for days. Every time I take piss, shit, or shower I’m formulating a plan to maximize my cleaning power. I pull the Chlorox foaming action spray out of the safeway bag. It is my secret weapon. Here we go.

I feel like I’m psyching myself out. But here we go anyway, huzzah.

Stereogram Gig Posters

They're the next thing, man.

New Toy

Fender Rhodes Mark V (fuck yes)

Under Water Camera Yay Part II

Love Letter to Patty (excerpt)

…And when I first met you, Patty, I remember feeling something unexplainable, something overwhelming… it gave me chills. After the Earthquake, I had no idea you were going to be the love of my life.

Dino Riders (Fuck Yes)

Foreboidous

Yeah, right?