Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Oh god, please don't look at me. FUCK! He's Looking Right At Me!!
It's cool, he's blind.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Bathrooms
I’ve been cleaning the bathroom for days. Every time I take piss, shit, or shower I’m formulating a plan to maximize my cleaning power. I pull the Chlorox foaming action spray out of the safeway bag. It is my secret weapon. Here we go.
I feel like I’m psyching myself out. But here we go anyway, huzzah.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Love Letter to Patty (excerpt)
…And when I first met you, Patty, I remember feeling something unexplainable, something overwhelming… it gave me chills. After the Earthquake, I had no idea you were going to be the love of my life.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Canceled Cable
Holy shit, I finally grew some cojones and canceled cable. This will be the first (extended) time of my life that I've been without cable :-o
Concern 1: Will not be able to watch my favorite shows.
Mitigation: My main shows of interest are The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. All of these are available on the intrawebnests.
Concern 2: Will not be able to watch sporting events.
Mitigation: This is a larger concern. Football games should be readily viewable at the local bar, but I know my cavs games won't be. The radio broadcast, however is free. And besides, I could be using most of my sports watching hours to practice music.
I've decided not to sell my TV and Xbox 360. While I don't actively use them, there are the occasional times when a friend wants to play video games or times when I want to watch a movie. Also, my living room would be a bit bare without the giant tv screen in the middle.
We'll see how it goes.
Concern 1: Will not be able to watch my favorite shows.
Mitigation: My main shows of interest are The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. All of these are available on the intrawebnests.
Concern 2: Will not be able to watch sporting events.
Mitigation: This is a larger concern. Football games should be readily viewable at the local bar, but I know my cavs games won't be. The radio broadcast, however is free. And besides, I could be using most of my sports watching hours to practice music.
I've decided not to sell my TV and Xbox 360. While I don't actively use them, there are the occasional times when a friend wants to play video games or times when I want to watch a movie. Also, my living room would be a bit bare without the giant tv screen in the middle.
We'll see how it goes.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
It's Good to be Me
Monday, September 22, 2008
Seasons are dead to me...
It didn't even occur to me that autumn had started until I saw it on google.
In Maui we really only have two: The summer when the swell is good on the south side, and the winter when the surf is good on the north side.
...
Oh, and whales are around over the winter.
In Maui we really only have two: The summer when the swell is good on the south side, and the winter when the surf is good on the north side.
...
Oh, and whales are around over the winter.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Piano Time
I think I'm on OK saxophone player. I think I can become great piano player... Let's find out.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Esperanza Spalding
My new crush. My piano-player friend, Joel, turned me on to her. Talk about hip... This is quality quality stuff.
Oh, and did I mention she's a professor at Berklee at 24 years of age?
Oh, and did I mention she's a professor at Berklee at 24 years of age?
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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